Canada = Fun

Hello everybodies! Micha here again. I have been travelling with the very beautiful girls to go to Montana in the America. But Canada is very big so it take long times. Last night we stop at bar in place called the Calgary, Alberta. Apparently place is famous for being the Olympic Games of Winter in the 1988. One of girls I travel with, Cherise, tell me many things about it, and I especially like story of Eddie ‘the Eagle’ Edwards who do the ski jumps. Great name! But he didn’t win, so maybe he not fly like the eagle then?

Before we go in bar, girls tell me it is special bar where women come in for free. I say but Micha is not a woman and they laugh and say they will help me get in for free. So they give me a wig and I borrow a dress to make look like I am not man. All the girls think very funny but Micha not sure. I think this better be very nice bar.

At the door the guardian does not notice that Micha is the boy and we all go in for free. It works!

The music in bar is very loud and fun, so we all dance and are happy, but suddenly wig fall off Micha’s head! Oh no! Before I can put wig back on the head, guardian comes and holds me in grip by arm and all music stop in bar. It very embarrassing and I don’t know what to be doing. Guardian wants to throw me out of bar and pull me towards the doors. I look around and hoping to find Cherise because I don’t want to be leaving girls and bar. How to get to Montana then?

But Cherise find me and try to talk to guardian. When she explain I am boy from Uzbekistan who play the TicTac guardian let go and smile. He say he seen me on the youtube and like very much my sound. Before I know it I am on stage, still in the dress, playing music on TicTac boxes for whole bar. And everybody join and have fun! When finish playing many the girls come up to Micha and ask for the autograph and to take the pictures and give the hugs.

When we leave bar very late in evening, Micha very tired but also very happy from all the kisses he get from girls all night. Maybe next time there is the Olympic Games in the Calgary I go in sport too. I could be Micha ‘the Albatross’ Albacow and maybe fly better than the Eagle did? And also then I can play more music with nice peoples of Calgary. Today I sleep for long time in car after  very great night with the party. Micha rest!

Tags: Calgary, Canada, fun, music, tic tac, TicTac, TicTac Micha, travel, Winter Olympic Games

Micha is still in Canada

Wow! Micha adventure in Canada has been so much fun! I had not no time to write my blog.

Me and crazy hippie Carson drive around much of country looking for this bigfoot. I get to see many beautiful place in the Canada, and meet many very nice peoples. Micha in love with the Canada. It is so big! Along way me and Carson play much music to pay for the petrol and the foods. I think he only plays the tambourine but it is turning out that he has the guitar too, but it missing three strings so it sound a bit strange.

We play a lot of the poker, and I didn’t need to cheat because I get very good at game. So Carson do all the dishes every night while I write the letters to family Uzbekistan. Every morning we drive to new and strange place because Carson say he smell the bigfoot, and every night he say we are getting closer, or that it is the nice smell of TicTac that is making his nose work differently. I think this is excuse. I have little TicTac left because he eat them all! I get Micha family to send me more.

Yesterday we get to this Niagara Falls. Wow! Micha never seen so much water fall down before. I would not like to go on canoe in that waterfall! Soon maybe there is no water left?

Carson get really strange when we look at waterfall, and suddenly he get undressed and run towards water shouting he is finding the bigfoot. Before I can stop him, he disappears in water! I wait for a while and then I see ambulance come and people pick him out of water. He looks not hurt and really happy and smiling crazy smile and shouting that he find the bigfoot. Then ambulance drive off and naked Carson is gone. Confused I go back to van to pick up my things. I am thinking a bit about Carson, and I am very happy he take me on journey and show me the Canada and survive waterfall and find the bigfoot finally! I will miss him. In car park I meet a group of very pretty girls who are looking at Carson van. They tell me they are on trip to America to go to wedding of friend in Montana. I tell about Carson and long trip from Uzbekistan and they ask do I want to follow with them? They seem very nice and are also pretty so of course Micha say yes! So now I am in bus with many the beautiful girls for new adventure in the Montana of America. Family Uzbekistan will not believe me when I write the letters.

Tags: Canada, Niagara Falls, tic tac, TicTac Micha, travel